Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down, and broke his ass,

Jill was tumbling with laughter!

Har, Har, Har!!

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Dumpty together again,

On whom Humpty had landed!

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa, baa, black sheep,

Have you any wool?

Baaaa, Baaaa,

Don't you see my fur, you fool!

One for the master,

One for the dame,

And one for the little boy

Who litters the lane.